April 18 2014, 1pm


shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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April 18 2014, 1pm


thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive


April 18 2014, 1pm


heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(Source: rneerkat)


April 18 2014, 1pm


Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.


wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing


April 18 2014, 1pm


meanplastic:

'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'

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April 18 2014, 1pm


obsessedwithfrozen42:

tama9toma:

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THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I’VE EVER SEEN


April 18 2014, 12pm


mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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April 18 2014, 12pm


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


April 18 2014, 12pm


jackaldope:

my favorite face painting requests from today

  • "a cat" (what kind of cat?) "a regular cat. with pink spots and blue stripes"
  • "a chase" (a chase?) "yeah. my stuffie chase"
  • "a girl"
  • "a golden dinosaur dragon"
  • "a wolf" (twenty minutes later) "can you paint my neck too. and my back" (and again) "can you dye my hair grey"
  • "a puma" (four year old explains to me in depth every color variation on a puma’s face)
  • "a jaguar, which is like a leopard, but it can kill a caiman in only TWO leaps"
  • "a rainbow tiger"
  • "a blue circle"
  • "a dog" (gets face painted) (begins crying because she looks like a dog)
  • "can you do rayquaza"

(Source: necropticon)